Lootmaster

Why do I gotta do everything around here. I swear these idiots wouldn't know to wipe their own ass if I weren't around. Yeah, I'll look after all the loot. Nah, it would be too hard to carry it around all the time, I agree. Oh, twenty goblin bones? Don't know when you'll need those. Oh it's no trouble at all, I love looking after all this fucking garbage. Rusted coins? Yeah, maybe a collector will want these. What do I know? I just used to be a merchant, you're the smart one with the big sword. Fuck me dude, I gotta get out of here.